Dying of something… probably swine flu
Not sure why I’m feeling so ill, probably something to do with burning the candle at both ends whilst using the middle to waterproof matches. It’s either swine flu or more likely man flu.
Meantime the grass grows longer on the allotment and the weeds get bigger.
More worrying is the 37 days until my wedding, so I guess there’s plenty of time yet to die of swine flu.
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